BY CREATING A LEGACY, BY LIVING A LIFE WORTH REMEMBERING, YOU BECOME IMMORTAL 

Okay okay listen. Cheating is bad and wrong and stuff but if I was married to slow ass mf Jeff and had THIS happen to me…idk y’all…

God why is she soooo prettyyyyy

"Okay. Okay, stop. I'm not gonna be able to stand up." | "So lie down." Horror Character Appreciation - Ashley Laurence as Kirsty Cotton in Hellraiser (1987) dir. Clive Barker

do you think that trap survivors get to keep a copy of their tapes? i hope so. if it were me i’d be playing that shit all the time. i’m at a family reunion and some aunt is showing me endless vacation pics and i say, “that’s so cool! here’s what i’ve been up to!” and then i’d blast “HELLO AMANDA I’D LIKE TO PLAY A GAME” top volume out of my phone’s speakers.

Some headcannons for the Kirsty x Nancy ship because im fucking bored

-Kirsty is the black cat and Nancy is the golden retriever

-Kirsty's hands are always warm, while Nancy's are always frigid

-trauma dumps all the time

-they can never have a normal date

-they make their children (Kristen and Tiffany) hang out all the time

-body language is everything to Nancy so if Kirsty acts any different, Nancy thinks she's done something wrong

-kirsty has a small attention span

-Nancy, before bed, reads out loud to Kirsty and their children

-"if someone dares to touch you, they're dead"-Kirsty

-Nancy gets flustered easily

-both are very cheesy

we need to revive hammer horror so we can get colorful horror again. im so tired of squinting in the theater cause i cant see a damn thing anyone in the movie is doing

kinda need them to beat each other shotgunshipping style

[Hello Zepp intensifies]

Some highlights from the Billy the Puppet AMA

Peepaw and his pookies

Why wasn't people gonna tell me that gay panicking was an actual thing. I just thought it was just a common phrase. Like am I just dumb or something? because a couple days ago I had one being a nervous gay mess in front of my hot coworker. I was even sweating over the simplest compliments.