John Mulaney Played Spider-ham Because He’s Horny For Death. 

We like to be prepared....lol.

All those water guns, I'm dying.

Things Pixelberry is obsessed with right now: 

-cheating

-railroading

-conspicuous consumption

-invading other’s privacy

Did I miss any? 

Merry Christmas from me and cookie Sailor Jupiter. 

mcu meme - [7/8 female characters] | hope van dyne/wasp

“It’s about damn time.”

Avengers: Endgame (2019), dir. Anthony Russo & Joe Russo

A day late, but I care not. 

Now let’s go have a ton of chocolate.

The Tatum storyline in Foreign Affairs is better than the entirety of Witness.

The root of 98% of Europe’s shit throughout history can be accurately recreated by dropping a sleeve of oreos in the center of a throng of toddlers and standing back to watch the carnage.

teamusa At just 18 years old,@ana.zolotic becomes the first American woman to secure Olympic gold in Taekwondo. 🇺🇸 #TokyoOlympics

What the crap is this? Are they taunting us?