Art By:  Silvia Leija

Natasha Civil War quotes

“Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.” 

“Are we still friends?”

“Tony, you are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal.”

“I know how much Barnes means to you... Stay at home. You'll only make this worse.”

“I wouldn't stress about it.”

Excellent points, but I feel like the key word here is PREPARED. 

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

femslash february 2019 ➝ @badnewsmouse​ requested rei hino and usagi tsukino (sailor moon)

we always fought, but it was fun. i have to say it, just in case something happens. // oh, wait! i understand! i’ll do the rest by myself! i’ll beat them all, and i’ll come home, so go back home ahead of me! i don’t want you to die! // oh, come on, no one says i have to die! okay, rei’s gonna take care of them real quick!

Never underestimate the power that one good workout will have on your mind. Keeping the dream alive is half the battle.

Kara Goucher (via motivationforfitness)

A day late, but I care not. 

Now let’s go have a ton of chocolate.

This shits crazy

I mean when you put it like that..

you don’t have to cancel everyone the second they misstep or do something dumb but you also DON’T have to defend everything that your fave does. you can say “hey this particular thing sucked” without getting into this all-or-nothing mentality. you are not an extension of the things you like. you can think freely and criticize the things (and people) that you like, and a criticism of something you like is not something that you should take personally or feel the need to correct/defend.