Little Did I Know….

okay, mod post, who the fuck is heating their tea on a fucking Stove???? Have none of you a Lighter? Perhaps a Candle? I know im a bit late, but…. What in the Fuck????

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Eat your carbs and watch Severance, folks. God Bless Adam Scott. 🇺🇸

God Bless Feral Trench Coat🇺🇸🧥

I’d be nothing without @feraltrenchcoat.

Thank you for admitting your fault, but Vriska was my V. Prez, and I was the president. There were, unfortunately, no female presidents till Hillary Clinton.

My Fellow Americans,

I, Richard Milhous Nixon, admit that I lied about being the 37th President of the United States of America.

The real 37th President of the USA was Vriska Serket @elvriska-official

Her Vice-President was James Dean @james-dean-official @jimmydean37

May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America!

greetings from one Jimmy to another

Greetings, sir.

I am officially a vocaloid. Po pi po po pi pi. Thank you.

Join Us, Tumblr User @sixty-silver-wishes. Become part of the Presleyverse.

okay does mainstream tumblr know about the elvisverse. it’s all over my dash and it’s expanding every day. I have no idea how many elvises there are at this point. woah mama I’m going insane

Ah, the “heterosexual” Dick Nixon… sure, Richie. We believe you.

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!

Who is hotter?

does anybody else have Two Black Cats. i saw another set of black cats once that looked like mine & i wanna know if they all look like this

[ID: a doodle of two black cats. one has no discernible features except for huge wide sparkly eyes. the other is detailed to look sort of lumpy and weird, with calmer eyes.]

okay, mod post, I need to vent abt smth

it is ridiculous how much cleaning your room and cooking a nice meal for yourself can fix your mood

I no longer wish to get isekaied to some other dimension

this is great