DAISY HAS DEFEATED THE EVIL DICK NIXON!

Mr Presley, there’s no shame in fame. It’s what you do with it is the true test of a man. You, you spread joy and kindness to thousands. The Nixons… you understand where I’m going. You deserve every follower you have. God Bless Elvis Presley. 🇺🇸

It sucks that I have like 11k followers because I don't deserve it over other blogs... If I give a list of blogs I think deserve a piece of my stardom would y'all go give them some love

What do you mean? It’s 1968!

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????

Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

reblog to make someone bisexual

My Man. You Directly Called Me Pretty.

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Join Us, Tumblr User @sixty-silver-wishes. Become part of the Presleyverse.

okay does mainstream tumblr know about the elvisverse. it’s all over my dash and it’s expanding every day. I have no idea how many elvises there are at this point. woah mama I’m going insane

Thank you for admitting your fault, but Vriska was my V. Prez, and I was the president. There were, unfortunately, no female presidents till Hillary Clinton.

My Fellow Americans,

I, Richard Milhous Nixon, admit that I lied about being the 37th President of the United States of America.

The real 37th President of the USA was Vriska Serket @elvriska-official

Her Vice-President was James Dean @james-dean-official @jimmydean37

May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America!