So, Uh, Where’s The April Fools Function? I Was Led To Believe That Was An Annual Event.

Well, still. Thank you. God Bless Art. 🇺🇸

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

wooo I’m badass Jimmy now!! I hate American values and want to sell our info to china!!! Woooii!!!!

God Bless Boug 🐜🇺🇸

Good Morning, America. 🇺🇸

quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

Thank you, Mr. Ochs. I aspire to spread equality and inclusion and happiness to the American people. God Bless Everyone. 🇺🇸

President James “Jimmy” Dean is a flaming homosexual. 🏳️‍🌈

A very good choice. 🇺🇸

deandemocracy is my favorite monument mythos video

@elvis-official Mr. Presley. How in hell did you eat 22 pounds of these sandwiches, and… can you teach me?

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

abandoned space elevator

You never know!

you never know!