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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Yes, hello, I am Strange Aeons, good morning.

THE RECOUNT OF THE VOTE!!! BECAUSE @elvis-official STOLE THE ELECTION!!!

“SIX fag sex? In this economy?”

True.

They’re always watching.

All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

muthafuckin printer angel hell yeah

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

Correct. God Bless Tumblr. 🇺🇸

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

It’s a sarcastic song, Richie. For comic relief. Also, the Beatles are British, so I’d doubt that they’d be Commies. God Bless Sarcasm. 🇺🇸

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸