Made A Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich And It Was A Massacre

God Bless Boug 🐜🇺🇸

Good afternoon, America. I’d like to talk about something. I have just been told of the Nixon family’s hateful talk towards me. Now, I was at church, among my fellow Christians, which I can see the Nixons were not. They claim to be for God and freedom, but, after the events of today, I can tell that they aren’t. Please, do not go after these folks directly, but just know…. The Nixons are Not for America. Have a wonderful day out there, and God Bless America. 🇺🇸

If this isn’t apparent, this post was for April Fools. I love American values, except the “anti-woke” ones.

wooo I’m badass Jimmy now!! I hate American values and want to sell our info to china!!! Woooii!!!!

All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, hello, I am Strange Aeons, good morning.

THE RECOUNT OF THE VOTE!!! BECAUSE @elvis-official STOLE THE ELECTION!!!

Do it. Walk up and talk to her about Spider-Man. There’s no point in missing out on a cool person. God Bless Book Girl.🇺🇸

a lot of the time when im on my post-school walk i see this girl who's reading a book while she's walking. and today she was literally reading a spiderman volume or compendium (not sure). and shes pretty. god i wish i could talk to her i wanna be her friend.

Correct. God Bless Tumblr. 🇺🇸

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

Ah, the “heterosexual” Dick Nixon… sure, Richie. We believe you.

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!

Who is hotter?