Girls Will See The Moon Everyday And Be Like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?

I CANT BAKE BUT WE CAN DO A TEXT BASED HEAR ME OUT CAKE 🤪🤪🤪

(No fr we can do one in private messages)

I wish I had friends to play silly little games with (Fortnite, stardew valley, etc literally anything), and do fun things with over the internet.

Like I’d love to do a “hear me out” cake or cupcakes with someone even over just FaceTime or on the headset to giggle😭😭😭

Me when I see abstract art:

Some disco wash mouth elysium goobling

Male bee's dont have stinges?

Barry is trans confirmed?

(it was literally the first thought to come to mind)

also The Bee Movie seems quite afriad of female bee's it seems- despite the fact that Beee colonies and nature is quite dependant on the female species of animals (in terms of mitosis, not meiosis).

Boycott the Bee Movie again

Internet key! Gojo Headcanons

!!!- alternative history, not at all canon (of course), color coded for people who read fast or can't read at all.

(based on the latest artwork by @saterise, the one with a bleeding Geto holding up the phone to his face with Gojo's eye on the screen.)

He has been trapped since his creation in the 90's and keeps getting updated for use in undercover internet society today.

Was nearly taken down by an internet cult society that wanted to disrupt the social order of the undercover internet policing society- the Jujutsu Sorcerers of Online Peace (JSOP)

JSOP is a small unknown government organization that was created and based in Japan, but is extended thinly worldwide. It clears out or rather, "exorsizes" bugs, malware and worms from popular online sites, forums and the like.

Internet Key! Gojo is actually called the Six Eyes Eliminator Program. The programe, called Gojo for some odd reason, was made alongside other programs like itself- yet excelled in all aspects of online protection.

The second best program was called the Malware Manipulation and Demolisher Project, also coined the 'Geto Program'. The Geto Program was created to buffer the Eliminator Program should it go haywire- which it did do in it's earlier renditions.

The most impactful JSOP program to boot was the Dissector and Dismantling System. In the early days of the internet, hackers, online scammers and the like ran rampant on the internet. The DDS ran like water on a smooth hill from its first rendition. That was until sometime later, the creator of the system found a bug in it, the entire programme collapsed and became corrupted in under a day. Nearly $10B were lost in the week after, and what they started reporting in the following month was horrifying.

An identical copy of the system (or was it the corrupted DDS itself?) was being run through the dark web, snatching up more than portfolios, bank details, and until then, well kept secrets from a certain local internet police group. Hell it was even being used by hackers and malware subscribers to corrupt other people's devices and services.

Within 3.5 months, the corrupted DDS was vanquished- nicknamed the 'Worst Program in Existence'. It was repossessed by the JSOP and broken apart across the internet of Japan. (It didn't get broken apart worldwide because it would harm the integrity of the organization).

10 years after the termination of the DDS, the Gojo System, The Six Eyes Eliminator Program was created. There were some good bug destroying projects during that decade for sure, but the Gojo System was something else. Investors and government officials with insider information flocked to see what it could do; salivating at the idea of getting something to hide their discrepancies and horrible search histories.

The Internet Key! Gojo is used nonstop today, able to see and protect all types of networks and devices around the world. Currently- it trains and advises new types of technologies each year.

Poster designs I made to be printed and posted around my community. Please inform me if something should be changed on them. Feel free to use them.

SUUUUPPER UNREALTWD BUT I HAVE STICKERS LIKE THAT OMG XAN I SHOW YOUUUUUU

:DDDDD

PLEASEEEEEE

:))))))

Also @ the anon for the pic because you just kick-started my brain (ty)

i looooooooove your smaus soooooo muuuuucch :3

I love my readers soooooo muuuuuuchhh so thank you :3 most of the ideas spawn from y’all’s brains anyway :3

https://www.tumblr.com/jammofsammichflip/764139230379360256/hello-i-know-this-is-a-long-shot-but-i-am-a

generalladypeaces/Dalinda Anyango (formerly krispywhispersvoid) is a documented scammer profiting off of the genocide. they are not diabetic and they are not palestinian. they have used countless other names to run this scam

https://www.tumblr.com/kyra45/763154773143928832/hello-i-know-this-is-a-long-shot-but-i-am-a

https://www.tumblr.com/mangocheesecakes/751109520094281728/chiefarcadedreammer-giftedheartgiver

would you mind deleting their scam from your blog, or clearly labeling it as a scam so it doesn't spread to others? in the future, please remember you can use the tumblr search box to search the username/paypal account name/text used by people asking for money to check if they’ve been verified or proven to be a scammer

Thank you thank you for letting me know, will do.

Thank you, silly king 👑🐦‍⬛

Today is heavy for my usa peeps. Here is a silly king to help.

Happy birthday, Curiosity

#im not crying you're crying

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

In self defense,

a knife protects.

I bring my lunch,

no one suspects.

And when it's time

to end a life-

Deceptive fruit;

Banana Knife

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

I don't plan to stay in the place

for very long,

I will not endure

The repercussions of other's mistakes.

I want to move

right after

I turn of legal age

And I will be free

(I forgot the OG post for banana knife. Can someone reblog with the OG pls?)

I'm bringing a knife to work today because I don't trust people not to try to kill me.

BRINGING A KNIFE FOR SELF DEFENSE.

AND ONLY SELF DEFENSE.

BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE NOT TO TRY TO ASSAULT ME.

BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK BECAUSE I WON'T GO OTHERWISE.

BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T SAVE ME IF I NEED TO USE IT.

I'm bringing a knife to work today.

And it won't save me.

It won't save me because there are too many bigots. Too many extremists. Too many murder-willing people in my town.

Those people who voted for HIM. Those people who made me bring the knife today.

The people at fault are the reason I'm bringing a knife today.

Those people are the reason I will carry a knife everyday for the foreseeable future.

They're why I will not feel safe, just as much as HIM.