Jin-jamm-desu - Screaming Lizard Creations

TYPES OF PEOPLE ON THE ROAD

1. Funeral Procession on the Highway

2. NASCAR in the Suburbs/Residential

3. Drift Royalty on an Intersection

3.5 Doughnut Makers in the Middle of the Night

4. Tiny Ween Syndrome But it's Your Problem

5. People Who Actually Know How to Drive

6. Cops

🗣️🗣️🗣️BRIAN DESERVED BETTER🗣️🗣️🗣️

SAY IT WITH ME

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LEGO - Rubber Duck 

Blah blah blah place name blah blah blah property name blah blah blah networking statis

He is Not Listening

Dude I love this to no end

Still remenbering this gem I found in Twitter XD

My first time coming across this Peice, truly magnificent, a work of art to be heralded by generations to come

In self defense,

a knife protects.

I bring my lunch,

no one suspects.

And when it's time

to end a life-

Deceptive fruit;

Banana Knife

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I don't plan to stay in the place

for very long,

I will not endure

The repercussions of other's mistakes.

I want to move

right after

I turn of legal age

And I will be free

(I forgot the OG post for banana knife. Can someone reblog with the OG pls?)

I'm bringing a knife to work today because I don't trust people not to try to kill me.

BRINGING A KNIFE FOR SELF DEFENSE.

AND ONLY SELF DEFENSE.

BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE NOT TO TRY TO ASSAULT ME.

BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK BECAUSE I WON'T GO OTHERWISE.

BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T SAVE ME IF I NEED TO USE IT.

I'm bringing a knife to work today.

And it won't save me.

It won't save me because there are too many bigots. Too many extremists. Too many murder-willing people in my town.

Those people who voted for HIM. Those people who made me bring the knife today.

The people at fault are the reason I'm bringing a knife today.

Those people are the reason I will carry a knife everyday for the foreseeable future.

They're why I will not feel safe, just as much as HIM.

wait wtf is cream soda

^^^^^^^^^^^^^FREE PALESTINE

For everyone here on my Tumblr I need y’all to stop what you’re doing and really lock in to the genocide happening in Gaza right now. I will post as many links as I can but the best you can do right now is be loud as fuck! About this.

TLDR Isreal has cut off all water, electricity and telecommunications within Gaza in a complete blackout and Gaza has lost their voice. Israel has already threatened to bomb Al Shifa hospital, which is currently a shelter for around 50k-60k Palestinians. These are images of Gaza Strip from an HOUR AGO. They are literally slaughtering and wiping out generations of Palestinians as we speak.

Please I need to see y’all talking about this and being loud for Palestine.