I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK, BITCH

"YOU TOO, KANE - OR DO I HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT TO NEANDERTHAL FOR YOU?"

-Gym teacher, Freak the Mighty

I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK, BITCH

"My father was a magician. He heard the words 'birth defect', and disappeared."

- Kevin/Freak, Freak the Mighty (Rodman Philbrick, 1993)

FREAK, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I LOVE YOU

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8 months ago

Voice isn't incomprehensible to normal ears

Can't radiate infallible judgement from pores

Body parts do not grow back

Normal transgender dysphoria:

Chest too big

Chest not big enough

Facial balance wrong

Muscles too prominent

Skeletal structure too dainty

Incurable secret dysphoria

Not enough eyes

No tentacles

Teeth too dull

No halo

No bioluminescence

1 month ago

meeee

IK WHO SHE IS / THEY AREEEE

Yall Does Anyone Else Know Who ClawedBeauty_101 Is 0_o??? They're Lowkey An Angel And I Wish More Ppl

yall does anyone else know who ClawedBeauty_101 is 0_o??? they're lowkey an angel and I wish more ppl knew abt them T-T.

1 year ago

I'm making an attempt at world building but only dropping lore and nonsense because it works that way. Anyways, an old proverb(?) from some earlier of the continent Goja'Hades.

I'm Making An Attempt At World Building But Only Dropping Lore And Nonsense Because It Works That Way.

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7 months ago

wait wtf is cream soda

8 months ago

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7 months ago

Manifest good shit with a reblog because I forgot which house Libra belongs to

VENUS IN THE HOUSES

Things your placement makes me think of.๐Ÿชฝ

๐”š๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฑ ๐”ถ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ฏ ๐”๐”ฆ๐”ฉ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ ๐”ญ๐”ฉ๐”ž๐” ๐”ข๐”ช๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ฑ ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ช๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ก๐”ฐ ๐”ช๐”ข ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ

VENUS IN THE HOUSES

VENUS IN THE 1ST HOUSE: Life path 1, dimples, snobby, too interested in others opinion on them, fitting into societys expections, special treatment, face of the city, girl next door, brand name clothes, kindness, helpful, inability to say no, two faced, dimples, hourglass shaped body, stylist, insecure about appearance, smiley, graceful , slow and elegant body movements, cupidbow lips, pouty mouth, blessed, materialistic, a certain softness to the appearance and body, long eyelashes.

VENUS IN THE 2ND HOUSE: Using their voice to manipulate, sensual voice, refined, magic touch, morally correct, strong need to be surrounded by comfort, comforting clothes, sensitive to materials, stubborn, hard time letting go of people, identifying with what they own, identifying with their moral values and opinions, attracting rich as successful partners, chefs, 5 star restaurants, sugar addiction, self care content, hoarders, tree hut scrub collection.

VENUS IN THE 3RD HOUSE: Compliments, nicknames, popular cousins, hanging out with siblings and cousins, having a popular and well known sibling, good reputation, well liked in their neighbourhood, avoiding arguments, passive aggressive, always one the phone, gossip, using complicated words to sound intelligent, socialite, popular, they know everybody, polite, creative, soft spoken, flirty, someone who loves to mingle, the teacher who ends the critique with a compliment, overuse of emojis.

VENUS IN THE 4TH HOUSE: Real Estate agents, interior designers, expensive furniture, having a goodlooking mother, a kind and loving mother, strong love for their home country, patriots, prefering food from the homecountry, posting house tours, beautifully decorated home, buying the latest and most expensive electronics for their home, cozy, fireplace, a family who cares about public image, spoiled, mommys or daddys little girl/boy, having the best looking lawn in the neighbourhood.

VENUS IN THE 5TH HOUSE: Confident, their kids being considered good looking by societys standards, their children are usually venusians, a house full of daughters, artistic, stylist, sequin dresses, flashy style and personality, attracted to confident people, loving to show off their back, backless dress, backdimples, entertainer, started dating early in life, generous, loving children, pre school teachers, noticing people for their hair & confidence level, when they commit they commit, worshipping their partner and wanting to be worshipped.

VENUS IN THE 6TH HOUSE: Clean girl aesthetic, workout clothes, lululemon collection, gym, receptionist, looking good in an uniform, getting hit on at work, 10 step skincare routine, cleantok, the pink stuff collection, serving nature, needing to feel productive, nurse, connecting their self worth to how productive they are, hard worker, attractive go workers, givers, self sacrificing, getting hired because of how they look, getting jobs easily, organisation, providers, working with art, working with beauty, working with laser hair removal, skincare therapist.

VENUS IN THE 7TH HOUSE: Sought after, wifey/husband material, dating popular people, always in a relationship, wanting a gorgeous partner, wanting to show you can get the baddest b*tch in town, pick me, attracting venusians, hard time saying no, bragging about their partner, bending over backwards to keep the peace, matching outfits with the partner, basing self worth on how liked they are, the girl next door, desired, the one everyone wants, getting married early.

VENUS IN THE 8TH HOUSE: Golddigger, trophy wife, gold jewelry, special treatment, users, all black outfits, pretty privilege, getting into locked rooms because of their looks, vengeful, inability to let go, attracting powerful people, attracting stalkers, people having strong reactions to their looks, loving the taboo, morbid taste, sensual, obsessed with beauty, expensive taste, having haters because of their looks, people wanting to look like them, triangle drama, surrounded by bitchy women, attracted to the wicked and disturbing, a dark look, beautiful genitals, dark makeup, smokey eye, goth.

VENUS IN THE 9TH HOUSE: Traveling as a love language, history lovers, someone who loves to read, well informed, strong opinions about religion, spiritual people , โ€everything happens for a reason-mindsetโ€ hot teacher look, looking good in leather and boots, if they work as a teacher will be every kids favorite teacher, well liked by teachers, prefering people from a different culture than their own, teachers pet, hot legs, someone who peaked in high school, long distance relationships, understanding difficult topics, optimistic, openminded, wise as an owl, bookworm.

VENUS IN THE 10TH HOUSE: IT-girl, business owner, beauty clinics, braces, perfect bone structure, lashgirl in town, authority, face of the company, being favored by the public, being hired because of how they look, face of the city, people taking their side, attracting partners who want them to boost their image, arm candy, everyone in the neighbourhoods first crush, no idea to even try to ruin their reputation, everyone loves them, their mistakes sweeped under the rug, a reputation for being beautiful and well behaved, judgmental of people with a bad reputation, wanting to know everyone, natural beauty, well connected, authority, a body language that screams โ€respect meโ€.

VENUS IN THE 11TH HOUSE: Big name, socialite, surrounded by big names, cloutchaser, influencer, the right connections, insta famous, they get to know others easily, gang members, gang leaders, drug cartels, the regina george of the group, huge social circle, the leader of the group or the baby of the group, open minded, progressive, attracted to someone who stands out, attracted to the outcast, quirky girl/guy, from friends to lovers, friends with exes, female friends, friends with the right people, overnight success, going viral, linkedin, popularity, meeting partners on the internet, dating apps, relationship drama on social media.

VENUS IN THE 12TH HOUSE: Psychic, wolf in sheeps clothing, looking more innocent than they actually are, morphing into what their partner want them to be, taking care of the poisonous snake and getting shocked when it bite, being an artist, shy, introvert, falling for emotionally unavailable people, feeling lonely, numbing the pain, extreme naivite, bambi, falling head over heels, trying to heal people, feeling bad for the one everyone hates, others fantasizing about them, others projecting their ideal onto them, glamorous, being talked into anything because people can sense they want to please, romantic, shirts with heartprint, confused look.

ยฉ 2023 Zeldas Notes

9 months ago

IMAGINE being hungry enough to believe these were cookies

...

DEFINITELY not me

a collage of four pictures of small ceramic rabbit magnets, decorated in different colours and patterns
a collage of six pictures of small ceramic rabbit magnets, decorated in different colours and patterns
a collage of six pictures of small ceramic rabbit magnets, decorated in different colours and patterns

some more bunny magnets

8 months ago

This the The Wishing Star

They are the main antagonist of a book I'm trying to get back to writing.

This The The Wishing Star

Caption: The Wishing Star if they were an Eldritch Horror instead of a Cosmic Horror

(that actual WS doesn't have an incomprehensible amount of eyes on their body)

What do you think?


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6 months ago

No no no

I do like them (my friends), but they HATE my taste in men

Built like bricks/squares

Tall and teddy bear like ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Occasionally emotionally unavailable

Don't respect me

Black, brown, tan or yellow (they never said anything about race I just LOVE colored men)

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush theyโ€™ve had since

who was yours? iโ€™ll go first: mine was batman :x

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jin-jamm-desu - Screaming Lizard Creations
Screaming Lizard Creations

Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.

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