Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.
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Tehehegreeteter (maniacal giggling but cute 🎀)
I wish I had friends to play silly little games with (Fortnite, stardew valley, etc literally anything), and do fun things with over the internet.
Like I’d love to do a “hear me out” cake or cupcakes with someone even over just FaceTime or on the headset to giggle😭😭😭
(No fr we can do one in private messages)
I wish I had friends to play silly little games with (Fortnite, stardew valley, etc literally anything), and do fun things with over the internet.
Like I’d love to do a “hear me out” cake or cupcakes with someone even over just FaceTime or on the headset to giggle😭😭😭
1. It got cracked bc I'm a clumsy bitch
2. It got cracked more
3.I dropped it on some fucking concrete AGAIN and now I can see for 1cm on the entire left of my screen
4. Now I have to use the 1 handed setting for my keyboard to even understand what I'm writing
5. There is a little black pocket void on the bottoms left of my screen
6. Everytime I get upset I keep fucking up my phone worse.
Oh- why didn't you get a case? OH Yous ShoulA GottTenn A CaSe
I'm so pissed off right now
This is like my 23rd personal device
What is started getting freaky with the number 9.
Cuz like.... 9??? NINE??? ITS SO PUNK ROCK MY DUDES
So the plan was that i was gonna post something totally epic and relatable but I forgor but trust it would've done numbers
IM OLDER THAN A FANFICTION WEBSITESEE
ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if youre older than ao3
(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)
God i love spotting other FREAKY people in the wild ✊🏾🙂↕️
UGHH *growls in rizz*
WHY DO ALL THE COOL FREAKY PEOPLE *slicks hair back and bites lip*
HAVE TO BE PUNISHED ✊🏾😔 *shakes dreads nonchalantly*
DONT WORRY POOKIE 🎀🗣️
I SAVE YOU FROM THE SICKNESS 🤺🤺🤺
I can’t believe I have the flu and laryngitis🧍🏼♀️
To make matters infinitely worse right now? I just started my period. I’m being punished.
YOU SEEM SO COOL
Thank you???? Uhhhh THANKS??!?!?!
THANKS???
Wow. What- I'M COOL??!?!
I can’t believe I have the flu and laryngitis🧍🏼♀️
To make matters infinitely worse right now? I just started my period. I’m being punished.
I NEED TO EXUDE AS MUCH ELDRITCH TERROR AS POSSIBLE
i want eyeballs tattooed on my palms :)
I choose growth. I hate where I am now
Like no joke I had a dream that the would went into MAD* and for some reason,,, no one was panicking.
*Mutually Assured Destruction
Like we were all scrambling and internally afraid yes but at the same time- most of everyone (at least in the vicinity of my city) was calm.
Like it wasn't a surprise. We all just knew we had to start packing bags and find somewhere to go.
I fucking hate that this could happen at any point now too. Like with the American election results turning another page in our unfortunate history.
Unless things go smoother than gravel in these next few years, I'm pretty sure I won't be surprised if MAD does happen.
That's how fucking bad this shit is. It's quite literally one of the endings to a Worst Case Scenario.
Honestly I can only hope we come back to our senses someday.
For now I will cope by consuming JJK brainrot and just getting through life.
1. Every time he bets on a team, they miraculously always win. Even if he gets on an objectively bad team, somehow the renowned better doing opposers keep losing. Somehow
2. Will occasionally go on rants to anyone and also no one about how this wholly American sport should have been invented by Japanese people (I also hc that he is pretty nationalistic) in his day
3. Absolutely %100 a keyboard warrior who is occasionally active on Twitter (not really a surprise) to argue with people about why baseball is better than most (no- contact) sports.
4. He does like Hockey (the sheer brutality and also punching people parts) and Football (no explanation needed)
5. Loves going on autistic rants about why planes are so cool and awesome and amazing and also has many (many) ideas and blueprints to make them more accommodating for people of larger sizes (this is for his Heian Era form)
6. He, in deed, really likes fighter jets and has watched many playthroughs of games centered around flying and just tearing shit up
6.5 (coughs in he absolutely has watched too many CoD streams and may have acquired a new barrage of vocabulary)
7. Headcanon that he liked ⚾ enough to go to a few (at least 25) games and engage in The Usual Riffraff™:
7a. Go headfirst in autistic debates about the sport with other fanatics.
7b. Gets way too much themed things but also a few VERY rare and signed pieces from some legends themselves. Somehow he acquired a ball signed by (Insert Famous ⚾Player Here).
8. He sits in the airport too much just looking at planes taking off, landing and getting fuel.
9. He'd probably actually do some grunt work and do surprise surveys about planes on passengers.
10. Most likely almost got lost when he got enraptured by one of his favorite models (___) and strayed too close to it entrance.
10.5 he should've gotten on that plane, it was going to The Bahamas.
11. Sukuna is to ✈️ and ⚾ like Gojo is too annoying people. Can't help it; won't stop it.
12. Modern Sorcerer! Sukuna absolutely barges into Geto one day while the latter is flying on his pelican (don't ask why Sukuna was in the air) and Sukuna went on a tangent about how Helicopters and their pelican siblings need to be planes instead.
not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them
Omfg one of my chorus-mates is gonna be singing Eidlewise(? The German song?) at one of thee competitions 🥹🥹
Mmmmmmm
Cromch cromch cromch
*crunching sounds of eating this*
Emotional mess men in Slenderverse things make us feel like less of an emotional mess haha.
Noah. We're chewing on you.
bright miracle
MONGO TIME
WH0 THE FUCK IS M0NG0
This is my forever expanding master document outlining all the issues with Trump’s policies and how they will affect everyone. Yes, everyone.
The purpose of this document is to be shared and circulated.
The purpose of this document is to reach as many people as possible.
Share it however you can. Share the link with family and friends, post the link on social media, print it out and make it into a leaflet. Speaking of printing, here’s a printable QR code for you to print and post around your town or community:
Don’t have a printer or a family member who has one you can use?
You can find one to use for free or very cheap at your local public library, or printer/copier store.
Thank you.
It’s not over yet.
I keep forgetting THE Tim Sutton exists and now I want twitter (I won't get it or make an acc) so I can follow him and stalk his account for no reason
@thr4shit @someaholic @cosmo112
Tim sutton on Twitter!
Masky is a bat confirmed
Thank you, silly king 👑🐦⬛
Today is heavy for my usa peeps. Here is a silly king to help.
In self defense,
a knife protects.
I bring my lunch,
no one suspects.
And when it's time
to end a life-
Deceptive fruit;
Banana Knife
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
I don't plan to stay in the place
for very long,
I will not endure
The repercussions of other's mistakes.
I want to move
right after
I turn of legal age
And I will be free
I'm bringing a knife to work today because I don't trust people not to try to kill me.
BRINGING A KNIFE FOR SELF DEFENSE.
AND ONLY SELF DEFENSE.
BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE NOT TO TRY TO ASSAULT ME.
BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK BECAUSE I WON'T GO OTHERWISE.
BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T SAVE ME IF I NEED TO USE IT.
I'm bringing a knife to work today.
And it won't save me.
It won't save me because there are too many bigots. Too many extremists. Too many murder-willing people in my town.
Those people who voted for HIM. Those people who made me bring the knife today.
The people at fault are the reason I'm bringing a knife today.
Those people are the reason I will carry a knife everyday for the foreseeable future.
They're why I will not feel safe, just as much as HIM.
if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.
He(?) is my
Leader(?), the Universe spits in my
Face- by giving
Me breakfast: muffins.
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Yap sesh over, I hate this country.
Idfk anymore man
Looking at you @deathcabforkralie 🫵🏾👁️👁️
marble hornets is great because it asks the important questions. like what would happen if you gave a film major a real working gun
I WANT TO BE A HORRID (AND CUTE) MAN EATING ENTITY AAAHAHAHAHAHAH
for reference, this is about what i mean when i say DIS' jaws split open