#Joseph Wasn’t Playing A Character, He’s Just Like That When There’s A Cool Guitar Around

JIKOOK CRIMINAL AU MASTERPOST🚨📌

artist’s impression

case file

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defendant’s evidence

prosecution’s evidence

verdict

summoning circle for the important things in life 🙏🏼

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dead boy

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s2 confirmation

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on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

reminder that jungkook was once found in the middle of the night vacuuming fruit flies in the kitchen

‘boy i sure wish i was asleep,’ i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times

Fic where after realizing his feeling charles looks up edwardian courting tactics because he CANNOT chance edwin misunderstanding him after rejecting him the first time. he does his research and after countless books and internet dives, he's reached a solution: he will propose marriage

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

So much weirdness is going on in this picture

Jaebum showing us how he got that back injury while snowboarding in Guatemala “and then I just slipped like this argh…. are you even listening guys?”

Bambam well… he’s just f*cking the floor. Someone give this kid a Valium. 

Youngjae mimicking Jaebum’s sloppy body rolls after 3 shots of tequila, while laughing like a horse. 

Mark about to give Yugyeom what he needs, but instinctively turning over on all fours as he sees Jackson approaching 

Yugyeom ready to jump on Mark but getting choked by Jinyoung in the process

Jinyoung grasping his chance to finally end Yugyeom and make it seem like an accident now that everyone is watching Bambam fucking a floor

and lastly-

Jackson ACTING LIKE THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON

Well there you go if that ain’t the weirdest shit you’ve seen today I’m fucking a floor.  

The thing about this fandom is that almost everyone gets Wylan’s persona wrong. People will think he’s so innocent, and he is but in a deceptive way. He’s the kind of guy that will be held at gunpoint and being crying and/or begging for his life, the picture of vulnerabily, before he throws a fucking flash bomb at you. 

this is THE jimin fancam