V And Vanderwood With An MC Who Smoked A Bit Too Much Weed And Got Completely Stoned?

V and Vanderwood with an MC who smoked a bit too much weed and got completely stoned?

Oh boy...I don’t think I want to write for this one since I’m kind of against weed, cocaine, heroine, acid etc... Though I am fine with drunk HCs. I’m really sorry for not doing your request Anon. I should probably add a rule against drug related requests in my request rules. Anyway, I hope this doesn’t make anyone too angry or anything.

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6 years ago

:))) Vandy’s reaction to MC spending an entire day spoiling him rotten?

Thank you for requesting, Anon! (I was sleep deprived and had a headache while writing this… so I’m so sorry if this is bad lol)

-You were on a date. 

-Dates were quite uncommon for you two.

-Every previous date, Vanderwood would buy things for you, you were his lovely princess. 

-But that was going to change… at least, just for today.. 

-You had a plan to spoil this boi rotten!!

-The day started with you two taking a walk down a strip mall on one of the streets.

-That was when something caught his eye.

-A leopard print button up t shirt.

-You were determined to get it for him… so when he wasn’t paying attention, you slipped the cashier the money to buy the shirt. 

-He was shocked when he found out. 

-”Baby girl, you didn’t have to do that.” 

-”But I did” You smiled and kissed him on the cheek. 

-”It’ll look great on you” you said. 

-”Since you bought me that, I’ll treat you to dinner.” 

-You nodded… but had arterial motives.  

-You both entered the restaurant and chose a seat. 

-He ordered what he wanted, you ordered what you wanted and had an amazing meal together.

-Once the waiter arrived with the bill, Vanderwood had gotten out his card but you were faster to grab the machine. 

-”I’ll pay” you said sweetly. 

-”No, no you’ve done enough today” He replied attempting to take the machine out of your hands… 

-But it was too late, the receipt was already printed and you’d payed for dinner. 

-He made a mental note to buy you a bunch of clothing and stuff on your next date.


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9 months ago

Yessssss please omfg please let this happen 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

6 years ago

MC comes home v v sleepy and curls up in Vandy’s lap and falls asleep?

Thank you for requesting, Anon! I’m sorry that this is so short lol.

-You‘d just gotten home from work. 

-You had been on your feet all day. 

-To say you were exhausted would be an understatement. 

-You had noticed that Vanderwood was in the living room watching TV. 

-You really needed some time with Vanderwood.

-Like desperately. 

-You entered the living room and yawned before collapsing on his lap.

-”MC?” He asked, genuinely concerned.

-But you were dead to the world.

-He let you sleep there as long as you wanted to.


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6 years ago

Vandy’s reaction to MC waking him up with kisses?

Thank you for requesting, Anon!!

-You had woken up before Vanderwood. 

-You guessed that he had a late night. 

-But you knew he liked waking up with you, so you decided to wake him up.

-You rolled on top of him and started kissing him. 

-You started with a gentle cheek kiss. 

-Then a forehead kiss.

-Then a peck on the lips. 

-He was still asleep. 

-You then forced your tongue in his mouth. 

-That seemed to wake him up. 

-He pushed you away. 

-”What are you doing?” He asked tiredly. 

-”Kissing you.” You replied.

-”Oh ok.” He said before pulling you back in for another kiss.

-Honestly he really enjoyed days where you’d wake him like this.


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10 months ago

Soooo I finally got around to watching After School With Hanako-Kun

I am months late to this.... but ummm can we talk about mokke Tsuchigomori?

Soooo I Finally Got Around To Watching After School With Hanako-Kun

LOOK AT HIM

IT EVEN HAS GLASSES

like shut UPPP I need a giant plushie of this like yesterday!!

also pocket Yako??

Soooo I Finally Got Around To Watching After School With Hanako-Kun

and his silly little "Poor me, I'm sick" getup 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕

BUT POCKET YAKO

Soooo I Finally Got Around To Watching After School With Hanako-Kun

Mark my words I am going to plunge headfirst back into this series! I love it so much (Zaddy long legs here made me obsessed with it... help)

6 years ago

Vandy’s reaction to a reallllllllllllllly drunk MC?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

-You were pretty much wasted.

-Vanderwood was the one to take care of you. 

-He sighed as he held a bucket in front of you and your hair back as you violently vomited for the 5th time. 

-He had to forcefully pry the bottle of alcohol from your hands earlier and replace it with water.

-You were a complete mess. 

-Your speech was slurred

-You stumbled around like a newborn foal learning to walk for the first time. 

-You laughed at everything... 

-He knew he had to wait this out. 

-It would pass eventually. 

-He brought you to bed to let you sleep off your drunkenness. 

-After a bit of a disagreement you finally gave in and got into bed, falling asleep. 

-Honestly, Vanderwood never wanted to see you like this ever again.

1 year ago
I Did A Quick Little Sketch (by Quick, I Mean It Took Me Like 2 Hours Lol) I Still Struggle With Feet

I did a quick little sketch (by quick, I mean it took me like 2 hours lol) I still struggle with feet and shoes...

I just saw a pose on pinterest and thought omg, what if Astarion and my tav... but he's biting their thigh 🤭

Ofc, I had to name it.. thirst... and I added the "Happy" symbol to kind of cover a sketch I did on the same page... You know... it wasn't originally supposed to be just one piece, I was practicing poses and I liked this one way too much to just leave it or risk messing up when I redrew it.

This is entirely self indulgent.. and intended to be Spawn Astarion because he's so babygirl 🥰😘😍

🤣 also I don't think I posted but I got through the Cazador fight not too long ago.. and

Spoilers and dumb ramble ahead:

For most of my day, I sat there wondering how the fuck I would beat that bastard... he was one shotting Shadowheart with his fucking lightning bolt, then sending his gas minions after the survivors. Astarion being in the ritual made it 10× more difficult.. so... I cheated... and fuck... It should have been obvious...

I LITERALLY FORGOT FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING DAY THAT VAMPIRES ARE WEAK TO SUNLIGHT.. I blame Astarion and his parasite as well as Alucard for that one honestly.. the day walker thing kind of made me forget that omfg immunity to daylight is an exception, not the rule..

So I felt stupid.. once I got that, it was so much easier.. oh and almost constantly had Astarion in stealth kill mode until Cazadick was gone.

Also side note.. the VA for Cazador is perfect.. Like they really sells the "I'm a pathetic little worm, and your worst nightmare, fear me while I bitch and cry" LOL and again that's a compliment.. Larian really succeeded in making an evil character extremely grating and hatable which again, a good thing, not a bad thing.

The heartbreak I felt though afterwards when Astarion screams and cries.. God.. the second I got to this scene, I KNEW I couldn't let him ascend, doing so would be so cruel.. and yes.. this is ascended Astarion slander, I don't like my men too domineering.. maybe a little bit, but not enough to like kill innocent children and eat their hands or some shit lmfao (Doing a durge run too.. where I'm going to ascend Astarion and be a horrible bastard that eats babies) and I don't like that he loses the genuine feelings he has for tav/durge and becomes what he sought to destroy, an abuser.

Now.. the graveyard scene... I had tears in my eyes.. Honestly, the reason I love Astarion so much is because he is quite relatable. I will not go into detail, but I was.. SAed and abused as a kid. And honestly.. Seeing the bit where he scratched out his death date, made me feel hope.. for myself... For my own healing.. it truly meant so much seeing another survivor of abuse begin anew, find themselves again... even though I have done that already myself for the most part, I've found purpose, passions, love, heartbreak, etc and I've found some level of beauty in the life. I related quite a lot to the line about sex feeling tainted.. I am at a point where it no longer feels as terrible, I feel genuine enjoyment in it... (Can't do casual sex though.. That would trigger me into a ptsd attack) And I think part of that was letting myself go at my own pace, making sure my partners knew, and having control and the ability to consent and revoke consent at any point. Emotional attachment helped a great deal too.

I've rambled on enough.. but... Let me end this off by saying, If you went through unspeakable horrors at the hands of those who you thought were supposed to protect you, You are not alone, Even if you do not see it now, there is light at the end of the tunnel, keep on living, keep trying to find joy in little things. It does get better, what was done to you was horrible and you did not deserve it. I promise, you will see better days. You will be happy again, even if you feel like the pain will never end, there is always moments of calm.... live for those... live for your pets, live for your friends, the people around you, live for that cute thing you just ordered, live for that movie or TV series you're excited about watching... even the next patch for bg3.. or more Astarion content if that's your reason right now... and take it one day at a time. You will be okay.

If you need to vent out some shit, I'll listen, I may not know what to say or be able to offer comfort, but I will always lend an ear, even to a total stranger if they need it.

That's all from me, goodbye, until my next post.. whenever that will be ❤🖤❤🖤


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