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MC handing Vanderwood keys and begging him to drive bc she really NEEDS pizza but she’s drunk so she can’t drive anywhere?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

-You had gotten a bit drunk. 

-You were over the legal limit, you could tell

-But you REALLY were craving pizza. 

-Vanderwood, not really that into drinking, hadn’t even drank a drop. 

-Clearly, he was sober enough to drive. 

-You had a plan to get your pizza..

-It was simple, but you went with it anyway. 

-You threw him your car keyes

-”VANDERWOOD I NEED PIZZA” You screamed 

-He successfully caught the flying keys.

-Making direct eye contact with you, he answered.

-”No” 

-He then threw the keys back. 

-”BUT VANDERWOOD” 

-”If you want pizza, go order it, the pizza place delivers, I’m not going to drive today.” He replied, picking up the book he was reading prior to your interruption. 

-You stomped away as if you were an angry toddler.

-Vanderwood chuckled at your reaction.

-You called the pizza place and placed your order.

-An hour later, you finally got to see your precious pizza. 

-Vanderwood came into the kitchen because of the delicious smell. 

-He attempted to grab a slice. 

-You slapped his hand away. 

-”You didn’t take me to the pizza place, so you do not get pizza” You said, smugly. 

-He backed away in defeat, then kissed you on the head. 

-”You’re adorable, MC” He said before quickly grabbing a slice and running to a different room. 

Back from the dead once again with yet another update to this relationship situation..

First of all, I'm pretty much completely over him.. though he will be bringing my stuff back eventually I have no idea when... gotta give it to the fucker, he does seem like he wasn't lying about being a massive pussy about winter 🤣... a single snowflake could fall and he'd refuse to get in his car and go anywhere.. I feel sorry for whatever poor bitch he meets next if he continues to act like a baby. And btw... the Christmas gift I bought him before we broke up shall not be going to waste, it's going to my bestie who has been there for me through it all.. she's not reading this.. at least I don't think she is.. but LOVE YOU SAM!!!

Aaanyway I just met someone new.. we first started talking 2 weeks ago.. he had stuff going on so I left him alone for a week genuinely thought it was over with him before it even began bc he hadn't said a damn thing the entire week... but I reached out over the weekend and we talked until like 3am lol

He seems like a good guy, seems to be more dedicated than the last (that remains to be seen ofc.. not comparing him to my ex, but still trying to guard my emotions and keep from getting too attached too early on)

He has severe body image issues it seems.. I'm trying my best to help him a little by challenging his self critical beliefs and giving him compliments often. Not only about how he looks ofc...(this guy is seriously a beautiful human being, beautiful smile, jawline so sharp it could cut a bitch, beautiful eyes, beautiful lips, seriously... I'm surprised he hadn't gotten asked out more often.. not only that but he's genuine, sensitive, kinda funny too, respectful, Hella romantic lol)

This one is the type that wants to treat me like royalty.. he made me promise to one day go stargazing with him on a clear and warm night and kiss him under the moonlight.. (I ifc added slow dancing to that bc.. well that has ALWAYS been my dream date) but I'm thinking for a first date, I might go up and meet him for lunch or something on a day he has off of school (university) and work... he is an hour away and I don't drive so I'll probably be relying on my dad to take me there.. unless I can get my friend and her boyfriend to go on a double date with us and hitch a ride with them lol.

Though he has said he wants to come here... but idk.. that may not be possible for a while and I'm thinking we need a meeting face to face sooner rather than later.. I find it solidifies the connection better.

I really hope this goes somewhere.. I quite like him and can totally see this working 😊

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I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.

Kissing HCs for Vandy? Pleeeeeease?

Never wrote/read a kissing HC before… I did a bit of research so I hope this will turn out okay lol. Thanks for requesting anon!!!

-The first time you ever kissed Vanderwood, he was caught off guard. Poor boy didn’t know what was happening.

-It was all moving so fast… until it wasn’t 

-it felt like time had slowed and he thoroughly enjoyed the kiss.

-Vanderwood is a good kisser. 

-After a few experimental kisses, he figured out what his favourite ways to kiss you were. 

-French kissing! That one is his absolute favorite. Once he starts he can’t seem to stop… That is until he has to stop… For air

-He really enjoys kissing your neck, He knows exactly where your sweet spot is, and will attack it unrelentingly 

-When he can’t kiss your lips, he likes kissing your hand.

-He really likes it when you kiss his cheek. 

-He loves tangling his fingers in your hair and you like to tangle yours in his hair too!

-Overall this guy LOVES kissing you. Don’t be surprised if he leaves a hickey or something if he gets too into it lol.

Hello! I was wondering if you could write about Misa from Death note. What i would like is the reader saving Misa from jumping off the building at the end of the show. Eventually they start to hang out and maybe get in a relationship. Would she be as possessive as she was with Light?🤔 It can be gender neutral and i understand if this is a sensitive topic. And if you do end up writing my request, please take your time! Anyway, thats all, have a nice day/night!😊❤

Ooh yay finally an ask!!! 🤣 and of course I don't mind, these topics don't bother me much at all! I did decide to take this in kind of a yandere direction tho..if you want me to make one that's more traditionally romantic, I can, just send me another ask! Thanks for requesting anon! ❤❤❤

Trigger warning: themes of suicide, talks of depression, obsession, super unhealthy relationship dynamic.

Misa's life was ruined... it was all Near... No.. L's fault..

The one she had loved so dearly had been ripped right from her hands.

She no longer saw any reason to live.

As a single tear fell from her face, Misa lifted her foot to step from the roof she had been standing on... fully intending to fall to her death.

Surely death was better than a life without Light...

But just as she was about to jump, somebody yanked her away from the edge.

They had a look of genuine concern on their face

"Don't do it, please! Th...there must be someone out there who would miss you"

Misa sighed before answering.

"No, the only person that ever loved me just died, I'm completely alone and no one wants me anyway."

"I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm sure you'll find more people who love you! You seem like a very lovable girl."

They gave her a gentle smile...

And in that moment seeing their smile... Misa fell in love...

Actually it was more of an obsession.

Their encounter was fairly quick.

After Misa confirmed that she was alright, they exchanged phone numbers and parted ways.

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It all started out as a genuine friendship from your point of view...

Fun Coffee dates every chance you could get, gossiping about the goings on in the community.

But with every day, Misa felt closer to you.

She couldn't live with the thought of you with anyone else....

If she could, she would just kill off every other human being on earth so just the two of you remained.

Misa decided to tell you how she felt.

It wasn't any extravagant confession.

She basically blurted out how she felt when you were watching a movie together.

When you accepted her confession, her soul just about escaped her body.

From that moment on, it was daily dates and phone calls or texts almost every hour.

She was always with you, always sure to throw threatening looks at anyone who so much as looked at you.

She never fully forgot Light though, however, you were a wonderful replacement for him.

Tsukasa Shishio X fem Reader HCs

Self indulgent fluff/comedy fic... Also he has virtually no fanfiction... I can’t find more than like 5 of them on tumblr lol so imma change that! If you want more of him send requests.. But even if no one wants any I’ll still be spamming Tsukasa headcanons and stuff for a while!

Also I decided to try prompts! I got this one from a prompt generator

Prompt:  They meet when Person A sees Person B walk into a street sign. (Pre stone age 2.0 obviously)

Tsukasa sighed as he pushed a stray strand of his long hair behind his ear.

He slammed his physics textbook shut and stood up from his desk chair, tiredly stretching his arms. 

I should go to the store and get something for Mirai. Her birthday is coming up soon He thought before grabbing his keys and wallet and leaving the house.

As Tsukasa rounded the corner of main street he saw a young lady about his age panic sprinting down the sidewalk in the opposite direction, 

In her frantic state it seemed she failed to notice a very large stop sign. 

With a very loud metallic bang, she fell straight onto her butt...

Everything she once held earlier, flying in every direction.

She screamed out in frustration as she hurriedly gathered her things. 

Attempting to suppress his laughter, Tsukasa approached the girl. 

“Are you alright? Do you need any help?” He asked.

Her eyes widened as she searched for an answer. 

“I...Uh.. I’m alright.. I...Yea, I’d really appreciate some help collecting my things if it’s no trouble” 

Tsukasa nodded and started gathering her notebooks, pens and books.

He handed the pile of now slightly damaged and dirty stationary to her before getting up and brushing himself off. 

“I hope that’s everything” He said.

“Looks like it... See you around.... uh”

“Tsukasa, your name is Y/N right?”

“H...How did you-”

Tsukasa pointed at one of her notebooks where her name was printed in neat, legible writing.

“Right.... I forgot about that” she said, laughing. 

And with that, Tsukasa took off, but not before looking back at the girl and giving her a smirk and a wink. 

They would definitely meet again soon.

No bc I actually screamed and cried when I saw his sword and the realization hit me... AND THEY GAVE HIM HIS SILLY LITTLE CRAVAT THING HE HAD IN SOTN TOO. I NEED a second season like yesterday lol.

CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE SPOILERS!! Scroll super fast to avoid

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He's backkkkkkk!!!! I almost threw up just seeing his sword hilt!

Vandy reacting to finding blood on the bathroom floor and freaking out, thinking MC was hurt, but she just accidentally cut herself while shaving and forgot to clean up?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-It was like a horror scene…

-Blood EVERYWHERE. 

-But mostly in the tub and on the floor.

-Vanderwood was mortified

-How could that much blood come out of a person? 

-He looked around the house for you. 

-He called out your name. 

-He had finally found you in the living room. 

-You looked to be okay. 

-”MC Are you alright? There’s a ton of blood in the bathroom and it’s not mine.” He asked

-You laughed

-”Oh  don’t worry, I just cut myself while shaving. I must have forgotten to clean up… My bad” 

-He breathed a sigh of relief. You weren’t hurt.

-But you did leave a mess…

-A big mess… 

-He still didn’t understand how you could have bled so much… But he didn’t question it.

-”You better clean it up” He growled.

-You gulped.

-”Y…Yes sir” You said before  racing to the bathroom to clean it all up. 

Ok, I know no one asked but....

Here's a preview of an OC I'm currently working on!

I worked too hard on him to let him just fade into my sketchbook... so I'm gonna push him on Tumblr.

His name is Everett Bathory and he's a vampire guitarist for a band of ghouls lol. I'm not at home for another week so I can't finish them entirely yet, but I'll probably post sketches and backstories while I wait to get back to my art supplies at home!

Vanderwood Reacting to His Daughter Having a Boyfriend

This was requested by Littlemarkk (on Wattpad), Thank You for requesting!!

-You and Vanderwood had been sitting in the living room together.

-You were waiting for your daughter to get home.

-You sat there together for a good hour before she finally got home.

-"Look who finally decided to show up" Vanderwood snapped.

-"Sorry dad, I was talking to my... Friend" She replied.

-You stayed silent.  

-"Oh, who were you talking to"

-She started to blush.

-"Haha... um... just a friend"

-she was getting visibly nervous.

-Of course Vanderwood had already picked up on what was happening.

-"You have a boyfriend, don't you?"

-She looked at the ground in embarrassment.

-"Yes... I do"

-Vanderwood sighed.

-"Bring him over sometime, I'd like to know who he is... I'll probably get Seven to do a background check on him."

-He wasn't very happy that his precious little innocent daughter had a boyfriend, but he wasn't going to stop her from dating.

-Once he met the guy... Oh boy...

-He didn't like the guy one bit.

-Sure his record was squeaky clean, but he was a douche... To him at least.

-You were the one to convince him to let her date the boy.

-He reluctantly agreed, but made the kid promise to never hurt her.

-The boyfriend honestly thought Vanderwood was terrifying and kind of never spoke to your daughter again...

-Good one Vanderwood...