Jayce: Bad Things Keep Happening To Me, Like I Have Bad Luck Or Something.

Robin: How many kids do you have?

Steve: Biologically, emotionally, or physically?

Lena: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Kara: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Caitlyn: You people already know too much about me.

Vi: I know exactly three things about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Nancy: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.

Robin: Three words

Nancy:…

Caitlyn: You’re right.

Vi: Wow! That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did… did you just learn it?

Kara: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Kara and Nia, in unison: Chocolate cake with peanut butter frosting and chocolate chunks.

Alex: Our turn Lena: One, two, three- vanilla!

Lena, deadpan: I’ve never had cake. What is cake?

Caitlyn: Go to hell!

Jinx, tearing up: I wish I could.

Viktor, addressing the counsel: And of you have any questions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Jayce: But… that’s just the trash can.

Viktor: It sure is! And if you have a problem with it feel free to drop it in here and I will handle it as soon as possible.

Jinx: I just ended a four year relationship.

Ekko: Oh, I’m sorry. Are you okay?

Jinx: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship

*Vi and Caitlyn fight from across the room*

Caitlyn: That’s illegal, right?

Vi: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Caitlyn: No… not anymore that is-

Vi: Then shut the fuck up.