No Way - I'm Irish

No Way - I'm Irish

A paralegal I know was working through a stack of medical records.  There was a section for types of exercise.  One of the exercise categories was "Run."

The answer provided by the patient appeared to say, "No Way, I'm Irish."  

Upon closer examination the entry was in fact, "No Way, I wish."

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