BARBIE MF CLONE ICONS!
these were literally so fun to do, i was cackling the whole time, they would so not approve WHICH MAKES IT FUNNIER
anyway it’s really late, i was suppose to go to bed a few hours ago but got carried away with this, guess i’m really living up to my username
also you bet your ass there is going to be a bad batch version too 🤩
Main Masterlist / 60.8K words and complete.
All works are 18+ Minors DNI AO3
I Got You He doesn't know your name. You've never seen his face. Leave - AO3 only He's like a bomb. Picture Soap gives Simon a picture. Heartbeat - Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Simon made up his mind. First Sight - Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Simon has felt this before. Sunlight Simon was due home four days ago. Courthouse You're the sun. Alone - Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 You're empty handed and alone. Home Simon is your home. The Sun - Epilogue
Musings: Let's talk about Sass x Simon Grocery list Cough School pick-up
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Forbidden Fruit Series- A prophecy written long ago stated of a human that would become the God’s wife and live in his domain for the rest of eternity. A modern (not creepy) retelling inspired by Persephone and Hades. 18+
Smoked- Simon blows smoke into your mouth.
To Dull the Shovels & Smoke- In which Simon Riley doesn’t hear the gunshots and yells when he’s around his next door neighbor.
None for now
None for now
None for now
Your Grace- As a loyal soldier to your King, you follow orders without question. So when the King asks you to kneel— you do as told. A King AU. 18+ Her Majesty- Part Two to Your Grace. 18+
Sweet Elixir- A Vampire!Keegan oneshot. 18+
this is my husband right here 👍🏽
Soap. Love him.
cute
someone please make art of this
Ghost: What the hell are you doing
Reader: I can't reach the bar
Ghost: And this is your solution?
Reader, squeezing his bicep: You got a problem with it?
Ghost:
Ghost: If you slip, I'm not catching you
(Later on in their flight, the aircraft jerks once, and Reader loses their grip, but just before they faceplant, Ghost catches them by the back of their shirt and (gently) yanks them into his body, face to his chest, as he wraps his free arm around their shoulders and doesn't let go
Ghost: You slipped
Reader: And you caught me
Ghost, squeezing Reader closer to his body, mumbling under his breath: Always)
A Call of Duty Fandom AU
18+, Minors Do Not Interact
Series Pairing: König x fem!officer!Reader
Series Summary: You meet a mysterious, good-looking man in the officer's on-post gym. He's listening to music in his earbuds but keeps glancing at you as you move around the room. You decide to see what he's about. He's got a secret he hopes won't turn you off...
* = Suggestive content
** = 18+ MDNI content
*** = Filthy smut, turn back while you still can
Only published and WIP chapters have been rated.
Content in purple font is currently active WIP.
MASTERLIST (all @deadbranch content)
Chapter 1: Twenty-Five or Six to Four
The colonel is accustomed to having peace and quiet while working out after hours, but then you arrive. You don’t plan to change your routine, but neither does he.
Chapter 2: Land of a Thousand Dances
Markus makes you an offer.
Chapter 3: Ain't No Sunshine
You go on a walk with Markus. He's relieved that you seem to be in agreement with the current situation.
Chapter 4: Voices Carry*
You decide to go away for the weekend to get to know each other.
Chapter 5: Sweetest Perfection*
The final barricades between you fall. Now what?
Chapter 6: When the Levee Breaks** NEW 06-24-23
Markus makes good on his promise while you try to keep your emotions in check.
Chapter 7: Paradise Circus*** NEW 06-24-23
Markus takes you to the edge of your ecstasy and beyond as you climax together. Comfort is in order after you discover each other’s resulting emotions.
Chapter 8: (name pending) [coming soon]
Chapter 9: (name pending)
Chapter 10: (name pending)
Barbie Icons - Bad Batch Edition
find my original upload here, i have one more set of these coming your way
O'Hara's Cake 🥰😘
Yeah, I’ve seen it.
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“I didn’t come to your rescue because I’m your shining knight in armor. I’m the villain and I want you all to myself.”
Scream For Us by Molly Doyle
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can someone make a fic with Viking Soap ... dang he look so 🔥...
highlandered & knighted
|Bandages and Bruises| 18+
(ART NOT MINE.)
Warnings ; smut, smut with little plot, fem!reader, Dom!Konig, sub!reader, medic!reader, dacryphilia, name calling, swearing, mature themes, ect.
(not edited)
In all honesty the situation had started so innocently, you were bandaging up a cut on your favorite patient, and you couldn't help but lightly trace in his forearm, the veins there were so prominent and just begging to be touched, you lightly smoothed the pad of your thumb over them, hoping he wouldn't notice. But he did.
And now your ass was pressed into the edge of your desk, and Konig's clothed cock had been grinding into you, making you gasp and stutter. "Konig! A-anyone could walk in." You gasped, trying to slightly push away, but his large hands kept you rooted in place. "Let them, they can see how pretty you look squirming on my cock like this, Hase." He spoke, slightly lifting up your black dress you always wore, as your doctors coat had long since been discarded, on the floor beneath you two.
You gasped lightly as Konig felt your wetness, and sucked his teeth at you, finding you weren't wearing any underwear. "You hoped we'd end up like this, didn't you?" He chuckled. You nodded and whined as he massaged your clit, making a circle with his thumb as your mouth fell into an 'O' shape. "dreckiges Mädchen" he laughed, lifting you up and gently sitting you down onto the wood desk you'd been pressed up against.
You ignored the need to scurry away and at least lock the door, and titled your head back, feeling Konig bunch up your dress onto your hips and kiss your inner thighs. He teased around your throbbing heat and you whined desperately, trying to buck your hips to get his attention. He smiled up at you and slowly attached his lips to your cunt, sucking and lapping at it. You whined and cried out, your fingers gripping the edge of the desk beneath you.
He smiled into your cunt and slowly moved his tongue side to side, making you gasp and arch your back almost painfully. "Konig!" You gasped, your hands now gently grabbing onto his shoulders. This felt so dirty, he was still in his gear, helmet and everything and your cunt was bare and weeping for him. He moved his tongue in slow circles, making your legs shake and your moans more high pitched as you felt your first of many orgasms approach. "that's it, Hase." He cooed, massing your clit with his thumb while he still licked at your dripping hole.
Your back arched hard as you felt the coil in your stomach snap, and you let out a desperate moan, your legs had been placed on Konig's shoulders so he could get a better angle as he licked you clean, despite your moaning and whining he still focused his tongue at your clit, determined to make you cum at least once more. "I'm gonna use a finger or two, ja?" He asked, as you nodded and opened your legs further for him.
He gently removed his gloves, and lubricated his finger with his spit before gently shoving it inside your needy cunt, making you groan slightly at the stretch, you were slightly surprised this hurt, but to be fair his fingers were huge. He gave you a moment to relax, kissing your thigh before slowly moving his finger in a come here motion, making your hips jolt and your legs tighten around his shoulders. He moved his other hand to spread your leg open, and you gasped and stuttered as he massaged his finger inside of your cunt.
You whined his name as he sucked on your clit, gently kissing it with his teeth as he licked and sucked on it. You were already oversensitive as your second orgasm hinted in your stomach. Konig felt you slightly clenching and slowly and gently added another finger, making you moan at the feeling. "Jesus fuck." You whined, moving your hips slightly as he made a 'come here' motion with his fingers, touching your g-spot, making you cry out and jolt forward slightly.
"that's it maus, just like that." He soothed, his eyes trained on your face as you felt your second orgasm hit you, making you gasp and throw your head back as his fingers worked you through your high. He chuckled as he removed his fingers, kissing your cunt before standing and undoing his belt gently, bending down as he did to kiss your forehead. You whined, moving your fingers to help him get rid of the belt.
He discarded his pants and let your fingers trace over his bulge, making him blush and groan at the feeling of your delicate fingers. You pulled down the silk boxers and watched his red cock fall out, pre-cum already leaking from the swollen and puffy tip. He was bigger than you thought, making you slightly gasp at the sight of him. You couldn't exactly get a good measurement, but he was probably a little bigger than 7 inches. His cock curved slightly, making your cunt leak more if possible. You opened your thighs, letting him move closer to you. He bent down, kissing your red cheek and smiling at you.
He let you grab his cock as you slowly put the tip into your cunt, making you sigh at the familiar stretch. You were no virgin, but you'd never had much more than 6 inches. You gasped as he slowly leaned in, sinking a few more inches in. You hissed at the stretch, his sheer girth making you gasp and tremble. He massaged your hips, slowly soothing you with encouraging words.
When he finally bottomed out, you both gasped. He groaned, and he visibly fought to try and not fuck you like a starving man. He let your head fall into his chest and he slowly began to move with your permission.
He moaned out, the feeling of your walls clenching around his making him hiss in pleasure. "Fuck." He growled, looking down at your tear stained face, leaning your head back and rolling your bottom lip between your teeth. "s' okay, you can go a little faster." You whined, letting your legs tighten around Konig's hips. He nodded, leaning you flat on your back as he slowly began to thrust faster, looking for any signs of discomfort from his sweet medic. He groaned as he saw your mouth fall open and your eyes droop as sweet moans fell from your mouth.
He didn't know when he did, but he let his control slip and now he pounded into you roughly, making tears of pleasure roll down your face as you cried out, your fingers scratching at his clothed arms. "Shit shit shit!" You cried, already feeling another orgasm rush through your cunt, making you squeeze around Konig's fat cock. Thankfully he'd had enough patience and didn't cum on the spot, but his thrusts became slightly sloppy, letting you know to savor the fleeting moment you assumed this was.
You cried out, babbling incoherent sentences as he thrusted harder, grabbing your hips and tilting into you slightly, making him get even deeper as he moved with you. You bucked your hips, encouraging him to cum. He moaned out, grabbing your waist and lifting you slightly, moving you onto his cock like you were a fleshlight.
As you clenched around him, whining his name he groaned, cumming and painting the fleshy walls of your cunt white with his seed. You whined at the hot feeling of him filling you, making you sigh and moan with relief. He groaned, gently letting you slump against the table as his cock stayed rooted inside of you. He kissed your tears away, and kissed you on your plush lips, smiling when you whined into his mouth.
He slowly removed his cock and bent down, pushing his cum back into your overstimulated cunt. Chuckling as you gasped. "Maybe my cum will take and I'll see you fat with my child, hm?" He laughed, kissing your cunt before leaning back up and towering over you. "Guess we'll have to see, hm kleiner Hase?" He said.
You guessed the moment wasn't so fleeting after all.
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(translations)
Hase - Bunny
dreckiges Mädchen - dirty girl
Ja - Yeah
Maus - Mouse
kleiner Hase - little bunny
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a/n - the art is not mine, but if someone would please tag the artist because I can't find them! 🤍