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i know in my heart price's wife orders clothing catalogs for herself in her maiden name every time she gets mad at john

cut to him waving around a rolled up copy of a land's end sales catalog and threatening to bend her over his knee and spank her with it if she doesn't get it out of her head that she's anything other than a price now

them big ol’ eyes

Wish you all a beautiful day with this lil sketch 💛

guys please he's so handsome it's unbelievable I CAN'T

simon for sure

like until he meets his girl he’s just viewing sex as a base need that must be met, and nothing more. n he clarifies to the girls he hooks up w by never fucking them “properly”. bcz he does not want them to confuse his actions for intimacy or affection.

n then he totally switches up after being w his girl for a while. man is pussy whipped bcz now he has a breeding kink. gotta make sure she’s his forever!!

YES <333333333 I LOVEEEEEEEE SIMON "AVOIDS INTIMACY LIKE THE PLAGUE" RILEY !!!!!!

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

this is ghosts tinder pfp 100%

Barry sloane with his dog, darla :)

soap coming up to you at a bar, hitting on you, buying you a drink, leaning in to talk in your ear. and a guy comes up to you to loudly ask 'is this guy bothering you?' and soap throws his head back and laughs as you roll your eyes and say 'yes but he's my boyfriend so he's allowed to'