Here’s The Thing: We All Agree Jack Black Is An Amazing Fit For Bowser. Charlie Day Has Voice Acted

Here’s the thing: We all agree Jack Black is an amazing fit for Bowser. Charlie Day has voice acted before, in the Lego Movie as a very well received and distinct character, so he can probably do well as Luigi. Peach’s voice, not to insult Samantha Kelly, is incredibly generic, so Anya-Taylor Joy can probably nail it. You’re fooling yourself if you think Keegan-Michael Key can’t do a great Toad voice. Hell, even Seth Rogan, as washed up and exhausting as he is, can probably do a sufficient enough voice for Donkey Kong.

It’s literally just Chris Pratt, and nobody has any faith in his voice acting abilities, because literally every character he’s played since 2014 has been “Chris Pratt but X”. Even in The Lego Movie, his character was “Generic Milquetoast Dude made out of Lego”, aka “Chris Pratt but Lego”. Chris Pratt is the “original Sonic movie design” of the Mario film, in that he will single handedly drag the film down to hell, and the only way to save it is to completely excise him from the movie.