Joeysmartass

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Karkat:HEY DAVE I'M COLD

Dave:Here take my jacket

Karkat:HEY SOLLUX I'M COLD

Sollux:well 2hiit kk do ii look liike ii control the weather

American Idiot is an album somehow eqauly a political album filled with a ton of rebellious energy and an album about some dudes ex at the same time.

just a couple of girlbosses

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George: thats all he would say, was "keep administering the shocks, keep going."

jerry: so what did you do??

george: what do you think i did? i kept administering the shocks!

jerry : even though you could hear the person on the other end--

george: well what was i supposed to do!

jerry: --screaming and begging for mercy?

george: "keep going, keep shocking him," the guy was telling me! *puts his head in his hands* he was in charge of the experiment, he was paying me, what was i supposed to do? tell him to go suck a lemon?

jerry: so what you're telling me is, you were just following orders?

*kramer enters wearing a brand new pork pie hat with the price tag still on*

kramer: guess who just got paid to sit around in a room pretending to get electrocuted all day!

WHAT