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historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

No you're thinking of Post Malone.Home Alone is a webcomic written by Toby Fox.

Did you... call Undertale a webcomic? SIR???

i haven’t read it

The Link Cycle in the zelda timeline is like the physical manifestation of hylia punching in 23 what's new pussycats into the jukebox of hyrule

Hajime:So are you a top or are you a bottom?

Komeda:Actually I'm a burden.