"Bottom Does Not Mean Sub" Might As Well Be Occult Knowledge To Some Of Y'all

"it's simple. we smoke out the batman."

- the toker

My friend got startled by Ibuki and said "WOAH Ibuki Jumpscare" so my partner and I were like no, no that's something she would do On Purpose actually

Gatorade bread fuck yeah.

Bread is basically just flour + yeast + liquid right..?

Gatorade bread.

George: thats all he would say, was "keep administering the shocks, keep going."

jerry: so what did you do??

george: what do you think i did? i kept administering the shocks!

jerry : even though you could hear the person on the other end--

george: well what was i supposed to do!

jerry: --screaming and begging for mercy?

george: "keep going, keep shocking him," the guy was telling me! *puts his head in his hands* he was in charge of the experiment, he was paying me, what was i supposed to do? tell him to go suck a lemon?

jerry: so what you're telling me is, you were just following orders?

*kramer enters wearing a brand new pork pie hat with the price tag still on*

kramer: guess who just got paid to sit around in a room pretending to get electrocuted all day!

ZZZ 2000s aesthetic goes so hard

you know what? fuck it (unproblematics your fave)