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the tonight dough with jimmy fallon

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

I think it's called physical therapy but go off I guess.

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

Tier List of how Homophobic Batman villain's are 

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

happy Thursday the 20th

the worst thing I ever made

What if…?

Egg Nog? More like Egg Pog. Am I ritgh gamers?