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George: thats all he would say, was "keep administering the shocks, keep going."

jerry: so what did you do??

george: what do you think i did? i kept administering the shocks!

jerry : even though you could hear the person on the other end--

george: well what was i supposed to do!

jerry: --screaming and begging for mercy?

george: "keep going, keep shocking him," the guy was telling me! *puts his head in his hands* he was in charge of the experiment, he was paying me, what was i supposed to do? tell him to go suck a lemon?

jerry: so what you're telling me is, you were just following orders?

*kramer enters wearing a brand new pork pie hat with the price tag still on*

kramer: guess who just got paid to sit around in a room pretending to get electrocuted all day!

i said i wouldnt do the ace attorney AU but this was too good to pass

lazytown is a better superhero media than all of marvel universe

Out of Touch

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

A girl cooking

Wrapped sucks this year but shout-out The Get Up Kids

Gatorade bread fuck yeah.

Bread is basically just flour + yeast + liquid right..?

Gatorade bread.