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happy 4/13 

George: thats all he would say, was "keep administering the shocks, keep going."

jerry: so what did you do??

george: what do you think i did? i kept administering the shocks!

jerry : even though you could hear the person on the other end--

george: well what was i supposed to do!

jerry: --screaming and begging for mercy?

george: "keep going, keep shocking him," the guy was telling me! *puts his head in his hands* he was in charge of the experiment, he was paying me, what was i supposed to do? tell him to go suck a lemon?

jerry: so what you're telling me is, you were just following orders?

*kramer enters wearing a brand new pork pie hat with the price tag still on*

kramer: guess who just got paid to sit around in a room pretending to get electrocuted all day!

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

Seinfeld – 4.09: The Virgin

Fuck Andrew Hussie. All my homies hate Andrew Hussie.

IT IS DONE. I TRIED TO GET AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE (AND AS MUCH AS MY PC COULD HANDLE) SO I PRESENT TO YOU ALL

[S] EVERYONE: TAKE BACK HOMESTUCK

AKA: BULLY HUSSIE BC HE’S A LIL BITCH BOY

TAGGING THOSE I CAN REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD

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