*intese Sobbing*

Aye aye!

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

1967 TV set ad

Not a single braincell in this photo.

So many Harveys, so little sanity.

Please watch this week’s episode of #CWGothamKnights (it is one of my favorites). And if you aren’t caught up, you can watch all previous episodes for free on The CW!

Or you can buy all previous episodes on iTunes, Amazon Prime Video, Vudu, & Google Play!  

Other places to tune in outside the US:

✅ Foxtel & Binge (Australia)

✅ Showcase (Canada)

✅ Max

(Latin America, Caribbean & most other countries)

I wanna keep them

If there is frosting or ice cream on the cake take your utensil(s) and carefully scrape off along with sprinkles or any add-ons then eat the add-ons first, then frosting / ice cream, then wash it down with the baked part and a beverage of choice.

(Context: my bestfriend is a heathen and eats his cake the wrong way and we're arguing how normal people should eat cake, neurodivergent tumblr pls come in clutch for me here)

THIS

Ok hear me out

We are nearing an anniversary here on tumblr a ten year anniversary, this April 1st marks a decade since the GREAT MISHAPOCALPYS

and I think we should honor this momentous occasion but repeating it but not just here everywhere, twitter,insta,tictok, Reddit,

now you may ask why I would insite such a thing the simple answer is I feed on chaos I would thrive in it

so to sum it up

on April fools day I think we should all change our icons to this

Please repost

"The miserable have no other medicine / but only hope"

Shakespeare, Measure for Measure

Spock, Star Trek Beyond (kelvin time line)

Please potato, work

《Teenage shenanigans on the holo-deck》