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• Taurtis normally refers to perch on Mumbos shoulder or Grians arm in his sleeve.
• Taurtis will also find new flowers that he gives to Cleo, Cleo now has a garden
• He tries to get Doc to hold a kitten by showing that its harmless
• he managed to get him to hold one for a minute
• Taurtis likes to fly with X and joe
• He messes with Etho by hanging like at bat on one of his arms
• they use this to scare others into thinking Etho is a vampire and Turned Taurtis
• their expressions are worth it
• Taurtis clings to Grian and now Grian has a pet
• Taurtis likes Grian the most and likes to cuddle with him
• by this point Grian just places Taurtis into his shirt
(I'll add more later)
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Check out @incorrect-templates where these either came from or are based on. (Some are altered slightly)
Taurtis: You really think you are the smartest
Grian: No dear, I know I am the smartest
Taurtis: little egotistical bitch
Grian: where the hell did you learn that!?
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Grian, locking Taurtis in the car: act like a child, get treated like one
Taurtis: Wait isnt it illegal to lock one in a car
Grian:
Taurtis:
Grian, opening the door: get out and come one, you're lucky I love you
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Taurtis: are you trying to seduce me
Grian, shaking in concern: well why are you so seducible!?
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Grian, grabbing Taurtis' shoulders: what is wrong with you
Taurtis: Oh I dont know my friends abuse me, I have low self esteem, being told I'm nothing, I dont get proper criticism, feel like everyone hates me, anxiety, and I want to die
Grian, hugging Taurtis: Bud, let's get you therapy
Taurtis, sobbing: I need lo-love
Grian, rubbing Taurtis' back: I will make it up to you after we get you a therapy
HEY HEY YOU
The strike for PALESTINE STARTS TODAY
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Everything ABOUT PALESTINE
Use this time, use your voice, use your life. You have freedom, the citizens of Gaza are being killed without mercy.
Please. I’m begging you all. Please, strike. Strike. Repost nothing but Gaza on march 2nd.
Please.
POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
AUGUST 6th, 2021 12 am Eastern Time (US) 5 am Greenwich Mean Time 6 am Central European Time 8 am Moscow Standard Time 1 pm Australian Western Time 2 pm Japan Standard Time 3:30 pm Australian Central Time 4 pm Australian Eastern Time
AUGUST 5th, 2021
11 pm Central Time (US) 10 pm Mountain Time (US) 9 pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!
https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
[My favorite ones from here]
Grian : Mumbo and I are having a baby.
Taurtis : That's gre-
Grian , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Grian , driving Taurtis and Mumbo: So how was your day?
Taurtis : We almost got surprise adopted!
Grian : What?
Mumbo: We almost got kidnapped.
Grian : Oh, okay.
Grian : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Grian : Tell Taurtis about the birds and the bees.
Mumbo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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thinking about this dynamic
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