The Last Song You Listened To Describes Why You Would Be Cancelled

lets see the best shitty joseph and or caesar imagines you have my liege

you ask and I deliver - I hope this assortment of Joseph and Caesar imagines is to your liking *bows*

Joseph Joestar

joseph only brings you out to eat at chain restaurant (he likes their commercials and quotes his favorites throughout the meal)

and this is new york, so he wants to go eat in times square. he likes the atmosphere

before going to eat at chilis he asks you to get a picture of him and times square woody `

he lives with his granny still. and by that, i mean he still sleeps in his childhood bedroom.

It has tacky rocket ship themed wallpaper. And boxes upon boxes filled his comic book collection

you try to read one and he kicks you out for touching his special edition Superman vol. 3 

Caesar Zeppeli

despite his reputation, caesar had never brought a girl home before - you’re the first

his apartment is filled with doilies and virgin mary merch (do you call religious items merch? am i going to hell for that?)

also all of his furniture has plastic coverings, even the bed

you spend the night at his house but have to sleep on the couch because you’re not married! this is a good catholic household!

then you hear a loud BANG

apparently between his plastic bed covering and his soap bubble coating, he got to slippery and fell off the bed

this happens often

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

christmas is now lame, thanks to me. i will be taking all of your presents

rin but her bows get bigger each time I draw her

ur internet name is [first name] + “[discord name]” + [tumblr url]

i’m seth “glass” glassandeyes

oh you’re neurodivergent? reblog with the song stuck in your head and the task you’re currently procrastinating on

my friend told me i couldn't use discord lightmode for a week. guess what i did