Armed And Dangerous

ADHD kids are always the funniest bitches in town because people laughing at our jokes is like instant validation straight to our brains so we evolve to become even funnier and get more validation. I'm not sure why this happens though. Maybe it's because of RSD we need that extra validation to assure our brain that nobody hates us?

basically.

we still know!!

goes on invisible mode on discord so no one knows im listening to 3oh!3

when ur dad is evil

“in the court of the crimson king.”

my hobbies include trying to draw stuff that will never be animated in the jojo tv series and, most importantly, suffering

just kinda......in luv with these boys......

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

you know what tomorrow is

lets see the best shitty joseph and or caesar imagines you have my liege

you ask and I deliver - I hope this assortment of Joseph and Caesar imagines is to your liking *bows*

Joseph Joestar

joseph only brings you out to eat at chain restaurant (he likes their commercials and quotes his favorites throughout the meal)

and this is new york, so he wants to go eat in times square. he likes the atmosphere

before going to eat at chilis he asks you to get a picture of him and times square woody `

he lives with his granny still. and by that, i mean he still sleeps in his childhood bedroom.

It has tacky rocket ship themed wallpaper. And boxes upon boxes filled his comic book collection

you try to read one and he kicks you out for touching his special edition Superman vol. 3 

Caesar Zeppeli

despite his reputation, caesar had never brought a girl home before - you’re the first

his apartment is filled with doilies and virgin mary merch (do you call religious items merch? am i going to hell for that?)

also all of his furniture has plastic coverings, even the bed

you spend the night at his house but have to sleep on the couch because you’re not married! this is a good catholic household!

then you hear a loud BANG

apparently between his plastic bed covering and his soap bubble coating, he got to slippery and fell off the bed

this happens often

modern au