Me? Maybe? But Also You

Naw, slutty lil mutt. Too bad I'm not up for that, but I'm sure you'll find someone who can help you <3

Awww, lil pup wants some asks, wants attention? What an adorable little pup in need, it deserves sooo much attention and care <3 *pat pat* Will puppy feel good from cuddles and kissies though? Or does its slutty mind crave other things?

Rurururfff rufff arururf yyeshsh cuddlezz an kisses are good ^w^ buttt yeaggg am maybe able a little bit a slut right now arururrfff rufff heheheee >W<

Holy fuck I didn't know, but this is true.

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

Trans relationships really do have those kind of role reversals.

Just wanna be cuddled in with nice people who pet me and make me let out cute noises and who I pet and make let out cute noises..

It's a crime that this isn't happenig to me right now

You can bite me..

Wait, fuck it, I'll make you bite me.

You can bite girls..

I'll get one then ^^

What's stopping you?

God I wanna hug this silly bean so bad qwq Maybe even smooch (I'm sorry, Kimmy, I'm too gay)

Wren you did battle with a celebrity and won?!?! How do you have this much power?

You mean @cholerascum?

Lol.

I suppose she is pretty cool. ^>^

(Also, in an actual fight I would loose to like basically anyone. My fading farm girl musicales will not save my uncoordinated ass.)