Wait Wait Wait, @lianmilanesa-deactivated2025032 Is Deactivated Now? Qwq

This is the shit I got to tumblr for. Unhinged transfems telling the funniest shit there is, hell yeah

when i was in the hospital after bottom surgery, they had a catheter in me because can't pee, and that thing burned like reagan in hell, so they tried a couple medications to help, and the second they tried they warned me would turn my pee a bright orange, and i have a a kink for having unethical experiments performed on me, so i eagerly said yes, and it worked! i felt much better, and after a little bit my really hot nurse that i think had flirted with me earlier when taking my vitals (which i was on so many drugs that he probably wasn't, but that didn't stop me from trying to flirt back by saying "i LOVE ice water~" really sexy when he brought me some) drained the catheter bag into a clear jar and held it up and the morning light hit it just right and it lit the room up orange and i said "ooo... the forbidden fanta...." and now every time i drink fanta i think about piss but that's okay because i'm into that

Nya :3

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Trans relationships really do have those kind of role reversals.

seeing younger transfems gives me hope.

seeing same age transfems gives me joy.

seeing older transfems gives me hhhhnkrkgkkrbbnfkkkfbf

When university makes you read ancient Roman smut...this is the life

Trans Zero Suit tucks.

Mimi's Delivery Service by Good Kid

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Good thing is trans girls can easily be shared, so the market isn't artificially shrunk by trans girl multi-owners, PLUS we do not leave our property mostly unused and empty.

property owner? in this economy?

ohhh you mean you own a trans girl okay that makes sense