We’ve gotten so repressed as a culture, at this rate nothing less than a whole new 1960s style “free your head” sexual revolution is going to help us.
When university makes you read ancient Roman smut...this is the life
@practicalkim hm? 👉👈
last night my girlfriend told me she wants to buy me lots of outfits and to force me to wear them. why arent more of you like this? disappointing.
"American dipper" (Cinclus MEXICANUS). Americans renaming Mexican stuff again, tsts xD
American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)
A quiet, happy life.
I'm sorry, I'm a braindead transbian >_<
reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
Very important PSA.
Oh god, from now on that's what I'll call it in my head xD
nobody is thinking about princess dick enough these days. have you noticed this
Hey since I haven’t been active in forever, who wants to hear a story about how I became a local cryptid in my town?
saw the cutest lil pigeon in the parking garage ;w;
Dork energy hasn't gone <3
cant believe they let this fucking dork become a woman. theyll just let anyone in these days
She/her | 22 | Silly bean | No sexting! | I post and reblog horny stuff, because I'm just that gay, therefore, for keeping decency, please, minors, look away!
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