You, Yes You, Should Kiss That Tgirl Right Now! Kiss Her Until She Feels Loved And Is So Hard She Whines!!

Rrrrrrrrrr~ Come'ere and bite me!~

Fuck I love being a pale ass girlie. I bet bitemarks would show so well on this soft, fair skin of mine, oh well...~

^^^ this user is a chewing toy, this user is a chewing toy

Nothing to see here but thicc thighs and bite marks 👀ok now I'm finally sleeping fr at 5am lol

i neeeeeeedddd to spend a day lying in bed with someone, holding each other close, feeling each others' breaths as we intermittently fall asleep with our moths together, cuddling and touching and feeling and groping and fucking less out of lust than out of a need to just be closer, memorising everything about their body, the time slipping away........

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

Now that I think about it, being a huge history nerd, I should maybe start posting some of the funny and/or interesting history stuff I stumble upon during my work.

Be prepared for silly fish related talks and also weird, kind of sexual stuff of anciency c:

You're the one that consumes my soul (in a hot way)

MOTH GUIDE

ITS VERY ACCURATE

Mrrrow! >:3

Woof

Woof!

I'm so attention starved that this actually sounds nice to me..

God fml...

*sneaks in and steals a lock of your hair*

Sorry don't mind me :3

Damn. It’s happening again. A girl already stole my hair before.

Nyeheheheheh, true >:3

I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?

A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.

A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.

Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.

Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.

Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.

OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.

A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.

A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.

A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.

Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.

Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.

Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.

I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.

So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?