So ‘Sisyphus’ Was Trending On Twitter And It Was Just Classics Jokes!

zombie boy and goat man here to ruin your day

The Magnus Archives season 3

"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident

oh no the horrors are back [<- horrors had never left or ceased]

Please leave that door that doesn’t quite shut right unfixed I would get so cold at night if it weren’t for you

This is my son, Wet

i don’t think she’s gonna gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way out of this one guys.

slimecicle cinematic universe my beloved

...Dap Me Up..?

Local Cryptids Meet-Up for absolutely the first time, no prior interactions at all. No sir.

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident