"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Fandom: Merlin BBC
Author: @touchofstrange, Skitz_phenom
Rating: Not Rated
Word Count: 123,285
Warnings: Canon typical violence, Strong language, Sexual content, Alcohol Consumption
Characters: Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Morgana, Uther Pendragon, Lancelot, Percival, Hunith, Balinor, Ygraine de Bois
Pairings: Merthur
Tags: Time Travel
Summary:
Post-canon AU / Canon AU from S2. It's been ten years since Arthur drifted away from him on the Lake of Avalon, but even inside Camelot's walls, Merlin is still lost. Hiding from those who know him and cut off from his former life in self-imposed exile, he can't resist the temptation when a mysterious stranger offers him the chance to set things right. Merlin returns to the past, to an innocent, simpler time, armed with the knowledge of Arthur's fate. He knows the odds (and the stubborn people - Arthur in particular) are stacked against him and the obstacles he must overcome seem insurmountable. Can destiny be nudged enough to save Arthur's life, and is the price too high?