I Feel Safe With You, Having You By My Side Through Everything Makes It All Easier. I Am So, So Deeply

it sucks when u have someone on ur mind that u can’t have in ur arms

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.

Current mood: needing to be held and cuddled

“It makes me sad waking up alone when there’s someone willing to wake up with me”

— -3 am thoughts

If you could just love me until I died that would be very much appreciated thanks

at least we’re under the same sky

a hundred tiny daydreams about you

“Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.”

— Yara Bashraheel