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these girls - sticky fingers ✨✨✨

fr tho, communication is so important to me. tell me what u want from me, tell me how i make u feel, be real with me, be real with ur soul

“Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.”

— Yara Bashraheel

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.