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“I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.”

— (via h-alf)

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.

“There isn’t one person in this world that I want more than I want you.”

— Unknown

“If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.”

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If you could just love me until I died that would be very much appreciated thanks

why cant i stop thinking about you

“Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.”

— Yara Bashraheel

everything beautiful reminds me of you

You are my peach, you are my plum

You are my earth, you are my sun

Brendan George Ko