“always In The Mood For You.”

wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…

then who’s going to order the food?

Neck Deep // A Part of Me (feat. Laura Whiteside)

don’t remove the source please

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot keep them, that’s all u need

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.

the john to my yoko

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