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me getting ready for valentines day

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.

i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine

the neighbourhood // the beach

“I can do nothing for you but work on myself. You can do nothing for me but work on yourself.”

— Ram Dass

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID