I Don’t Want A Perfect Relationship, Just Someone That Tries As Hard As I Do.

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch anime or cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

smoke // pvris

“I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.”

— (via h-alf)

Because it’s the halves that halve you in half. I didn’t know, don’t know, about the in-between bits; the gory bits of you, and the gory bits of me.

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.

kylo: vader, teach me your ways. show me how to let go of all of my loved ones and attachments.

anakin: uh

Just an otter cuddling its baby