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— Trista Mateer ,“I Still Forget We’re Not Even Friends”

me getting ready for valentines day

Stonehands - Balance and Composure (x)

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.

The Front Bottoms / The Plan (x)

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.