Tim: Can We Stay With You Tonight?

imagine the confussion it would cause for the villains in gotham if during halloween night the entire batfamily would dress up as each other during patrol.

Youre some guy robbing the bank or whatever and see nightwing pulling up and feel relief bc "oh, thats not too bad, could be worse, ive fought him before and should know his moves by now!" and suddenly he pulls out a glock.

CHERRY BOMB - THE VIDEOGAME

NCT 127 X PLAYSTATION | PLAY HERE

“He’s a villain! You only like him because he’s hot.”

Okay and?

so anyways

gimme that beat !

LOTR and The Hobbit incorrect quotes

Legolas: you kissed my father?

(y/n): in my defense it was very dark and he's very hot

“i can fix him”

ok welcome to the construction crew

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

Eminem with his Brother

Y/n, about Jason: He's definitely out of my league.

Roy: ...

Y/n : Actually, we're not even playing the same sport.

Roy: Y/n-

Y/n : It's kind of like he's in the NBA and I work at the muffler store across the stadium.