"how To Prevent Smile Lines" There Are A Thousand More Important Things To Do With Your Time Than Postpone

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

Am I grinning like an idiot for a blurry picture?

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too