Not To Flirt But I Would Make You Food In The Middle Of The Night If You Ask Me To.

literally put your boobs away theres a yellowfin tuna.

how much do you love me? bro i'm literally maladaptive daydreaming about being with you rn

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

Looking into Transsexualism

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

I love those videos of couples painting each other and one is like at a child’s level and the other is Rembrandt

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to