Falling Asleep Together While Hugging Each Other >>>>>>>

oh bildad they could never make me hate you

what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

Ello’ Ello’ Ello’

orcs have a lot of piercings. mordor has a claire's.

nevertheless, we ball

Send nudes

Wait, I'm talking about nudibranchs, what did you think I was talking about?

there's something kinda yuri about being tumblr mutuals

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

absolutely terrified of jellyfish but would risk getting stung to touch one of these

Glaucus atlanticus, or the Blue Sea Dragon! They are a venomous species that feeds on jellyfish, using their toxins for it's own protetion.

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix