It Wasn't Actually As Funny In My Brain As I Felt Like It Was So It Had To Become Funnier Through Art

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

if i ever talk to much just kiss me and i’ll shut up

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

idk it really bothers me when people make fun of women and try to justify it by saying White Women or Straight Women or Cis Women or whatever because 85% of the time theyre not criticizing white supremacy or heterosexuality or anything to do with harmful gender stereotypes, they're just making fun of women who Happen to belong to a specific group & are trying to justify their misogyny (intentionally or not) by slapping CISHET onto it

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.