Fucked Up That You Have To Go To Work During The Winter. Should Be Curled Up In A Little Nest With Several

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

imagine dragons for anglerfish must be like… oh the misery… my microscopic husband is attached to meee

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

wife time 

This just in, according to trump, EVERYONES a woman

(for context, he defined what a female and male is and specifically used "at conception" language and.. at conception, everyone is female. And ofc according to trump woman = female)

Can't believe there has never been a male president ever in this cuntry

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

reblog to make your own boobs bigger

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.