Watching Home Alone Is So Funny It’s Like

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

Alright fine staring a notes game

If this reaches 10k notes I’ll come out as trans to my parents

No rules, total free rein. I don’t expect this to reach 10k so try and prove me wrong I guess

See ya on the other side

could you guys take care of my centipede for a second? thanks

reblog to make your own boobs bigger

a part of thee, in the key of what we know to be every part without me

WORLD IS SNOW

new reblog game actually put in the tags what the blog you reblogged from tastes like

*holiday ghost sound*

oh shit. two more of those and im gonna have to start Changing My Ways

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances